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Archive for August, 2005

Slap

Have you ever felt like this…….
A friend greets you with a fake smile and such a fake we-are-still-friends happiness that you want to slap him right across the face in front of all his friends?
I have.

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Coversations

here are two interesting miniature conversations I had .
Mr.N called at the store (on a landline) .
Mr.N:hello,How are you?
Hani:IAm fine
Mr.N:Where are you?
Hani:Iam at the place you called me!
Two customers come whom I’ll call customer A and customer B and me
Customer A:how much is this shoe for?
Hani:350
CustomerA:and this one?
HAni:350
Customer A:how much is this?
Hani:450
(all this while the [...]

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Obviously

The statistics brought out by the HANI INSTITUTE OF SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR (HISB) shows that
BOYS SUCK!
(or atleast 60% of them do)

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Friends?

Name:Hani Arif
Hair: Bald
Eyes: Myopic
Measurements:??-33-??
I was going through the pictures in my pc and realized
one thing that over 90% of the pictures in my PC are
of my own self and I was to myself: So many pictures
of myself!! (Actually, I was like, meri itni zyada
tasveerain). And I thought to myself, “no more!” So,
it came to light [...]

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Pathetic…eh?

As I write this post, I am feeling a sense of belonging to this blog world and I have fallen in love with blogging. Adrenalin is flowing inside my body. I think of my blog several times a day (read like An apple a day keeps the doctor away).” Life manual” is the happiest place [...]

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Concret(e)r

The Destructor Of Creation.

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Blogging more blogging!

A haircut had been due for me since long as I mentioned in one of my previous posts. I never got the right urge to go last week but I went yesterday and got it done.
I am 50% of a child when it comes to getting a haircut.
Children don’t like to go for haircuts, that’s [...]

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Applause

Clap,clap,clap
I managed to open my book and study.
It’s a separate matter that I could only take in 2 pages in three hours,but hey it’s a start and Iam happy.Thanks to the people for their advice and optimism.but,but don’t think that I was studying in those 3 hours,I daydreamed,I ate an apple etc etc.
I see my [...]

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Sewer-ma

Warning: If you have eaten anything within the past 2 hours, please come back after your food has been digested, the next few lines might force you to puke.
I had a shawarma a couple of days back. That shawarma was from one from the best shawarmas available in Qatar and I’ve eaten it a lot [...]

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Pray for me

 

 

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I don’t know on what measures my life is moving, I
don’t have any motivation (this being the reason for
my not studying). All of my day is spent in
daydreaming schemes about doing this and that and that
and this and so on.,”andaaza kariyay” keh my
motivation is so low that I am not even motivated
enough to enact upon [...]

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