Life Manual

Life is better handled, prepared.


Far Away and Personal.

In order to connect to my readers more, I am launching another first on this blog.
I have decided to give a call to one of my readers no matter where they live, that will last 1 minute only and will be cut off automatically after a minute.
So anyone who is willing to receive a call may e-mail me the cell phone number, and I shall be making a call after 10pm PST (Pakistan Standard Time).

My e-mail address is

at and it is the name of my comic strip with a dot in the middle of the two words that comprise the name.

Only one person.First come First serve basis.


Tag, I am it.

Got tagged by Gr8 chingari aka Psyched aka Paranoid Anony ..(refer to side links,to find psyched)

Best, Worst, Last, First, Today, Tomorrow, Favorites, Currently, and True & False

1. Male friend: No taking sides here.

2. Female friend: Zero
3. Vacation: Last one . (in Pakistan)

1. Time of day: any time which goes bad.

2. Day of the week: None
3. Color crayon: green

1. Person you talked to that goes to your school: can’t really remember
2. Talked to on the phone:
3. Text:
4. Person who Instant Messaged: Ark (co-blogger in Piggsee,see side links)

1. What are you doing now: having breakfast

2. Wearing: Kurta with pyjama

1. Is: Saturday

2. Got any plans: nope
3. Goal:
be helpful
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: Work

1. Number: 1

2. Song: so many
3. Color: green

1. Missing Someone: no

2. Mood: Lowly
3. Wanting: to sleep

I am a cuddler:
don’t understand
I am a morning person:
I am a perfectionist:
I am an only child: false

I am currently in my pajamas: false (it was a pyjama I was in, not pajamas)
I am currently pregnant: true (2months)
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: false
I am left handed: False

I am addicted to Blogging: true
I am online 24/7: false
I am very shy around the opposite gender: True
I can be paranoid at times: true
I currently have a crush on someone: false
I currently regret something that I have done: false

I enjoy country music: true
I enjoy smoothies: True
I enjoy talking on the phone: False
I have a hard time paying attention at school/work: False
I have a hidden talent: Tralse
I have a lot to learn: True

I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: True

1. Are you currently mad at someone?: no

2. Which of your friends has the worst temper?: maybe umair.
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone: yes, a ball. (playing maram)

4. Ever had something thrown at you: yes
5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream?: Stare angrily

1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party for you: No

2. Are you easily excited: Yes
3. What you’re most excited about: every time I plan to post a new post on my blog
4. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?: buy an Infinit FX 45
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?: Sleep

1. Name: Hani Arif

2. Where were you born?: Doha-Qatar
3. What’s your main goal in life?: Be Someone
4. How do you want to die?: in my sleep

1. Sex before marriage?:Marriage before sex

2. Gay Marriage?: Useless
3. Lower the Drinking age?: No,increase it to above 180

4. Recycling?: Cool thing if it works

1. What was your latest dream?:
DayDream or a sleep dream?
2. Have any of your dreams come true?: ha! yes …I have an ipod (daydream)
3. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?: of me flying

1. Straight, Gay, Bi?: Mayya read carefully..totally straight
2. Do you have a bf/gf?: No
3. Do you have a crush?: No

Q: How many beds did you lay in yesterday? One
Q: What color shirt are you wearing? Kurta is royal blue

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
A: wake up

Q: What color are your walls? White

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now? 700 riyals (you do the math..100 riyals are 1630 rs.)

Q: I can’t wait till…? My next Pakistan visit
Q: When was the last time you saw your dad? one hour back
Q: What did you have for dinner last night? Chicken Shawarma
Q: What’s the last pieice of clothing you borrowed from someone? None
Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?,
Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?A: Yeah

1. Have you ever failed a class?: nope

2. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd?: 3 is a crowd? yes
3. Have you ever not taken a shower for 3 days?:
4. Have you ever slept with a night light?: no
5. Have you ever danced in the rain?: no,but played in the rain, last year in Lahore

6. Have you ever lied?: Yes
7. Have you ever had contacts?: Never

8. Have you ever tripped over something stupid?: My own feet

1. Samosa, Pakora, Kebab: Kebab
2. Bollywood, Lollywood, Hollywood:
3. Love marriage, Arranged marriage: Lovranged

4. Honeymoon, no moon: No moon
5. How many kids would u like 1,2, 3+ : 1

6. Kulfi, Ice cream : Ice cream
7. Shah ruk khan, Orlando Bloom : Orlando Bloom
8. Meenar-e-Pakistan, Eiffel Tower : Meenar-ePakistan,because it is lighter ( as the question asks,PICK ONE)
9. Lahore, Khi, Islmbad : Lahore
Aah! Finally done

I tag: no one, anyone who wants to do it,should,by putting me as the tagger.

Next Post: Dingle Days


Backitty Back

Since you all might have heard the news about my
non-attendance of the Jal/Call/Ep/Euphoria concert
that took place in Qatar, here I plan to explain why.

Despite being told by my parents that I could attend
the concert, I knew that I would not be able to do so
fully because I had to be at the store by 11 pm and there
was no way that Jal would have performed by then. (Dad
had to make arrangements for travelling.)

Let’s talk about the “sour grapes”, shall we?

The concert ended at about 3 am in the morning. I in
my life (being the shareef bacha that I am) have never
stayed out this late with any friend of mine. Next
day, I also wanted to get an (over) due haircut at 8 o
clock in the morning. If I had slept that late I would
have never got up at that time and my haircut would
have become overer due.
Just for the record, the latest is 2 o clock. ( wajah
poochain gay app?
“,1] ); //–>Kiyon keh, itna bhi shareef nahin hoon na!).

Next Time.

The organizer mentioned on the jal forums that if he
was to announce the next concert our “jaws would
drop”. That made my mouth all juicy juicy in wonder
and one name came to my mind.

Atif Aslam.. (billi ko cheechron kay khuwab?)

I never went anywhere.

I was always ready to reply to any blogger who
commented on my blog during my stoppage of publishing
new posts, had never stopped reading blogs of my
bloggies and controlled my utmost desires to post a
comment (read: distractions from studies) because some
very interesting posts were put up.

One such post is a MY BLOGGIES post by Mayya.
I have a feeling inside o me that she considers me as
So to dispel that thought of hers (and anyone else who
would have conjured up that image of me), I will tell
you about this really really hot chick I saw in
McDonalds. Wasn’t actually the hottest one I had ever
seen in my life but was still rather inviting.

Mc Chick(en).