Hani Farhani

Mein samjha tumhein kaun aur nikla tu duja

Khoda pahar aur nikla chuha!

Pillow Speaketh

Every morning my pillow tells me that I don’t need a haircut.

(because very soon I’ll get an everlasting natural haircut)

Bade Leave

Today the 18th of May 2007 is the day I stop blogging for a definite period of time which ends, hopefully, first week of July. I will be on the blog to make very rare posts but I will stop visiting others blogs for the stipulated period.

Most of the readers of this blog know why I am taking this break but just to set the record straight, it is for my exams.
Although, as absurd as it is , Blogging takes 5-10 minutes at a maximum a post (for me) and has no connection with not being able to study.But nobody says that stupidity is non-existing.

I’ve not been able to even seriously start preparation which has started to give me the creeps now and a lot of time has been wasted in which I could have covered a major portion of atleast one subject.

So dear readers, commentors and new visitors, see you in a jiffy.

Marry

Someone: Who are you going to marry?

Me: Myself

Someone: Why is that?

Me: because I can’t find anyone else to better understand me .

(the above held mini-conversation has been moderated to bring about the correct meaning)

Any Takers?

Randomness

Why do the male vocals in Trance music sound like European homosexuals singing?

Got my hands on some Body Shop products, since a few days had the itch to spend some money over there had gone just beyond control. Got couple of soaps, a deo and a shampoo.

Itch isn’t cured yet though.

Now the itch to spend money has shifted for a meal at AppleBees closely followed by a one at Nandos.

Dingle Days by Hani Arif (A childs world)

Okay, here is a Dingle Days which could be really funny only if you keep your sentiments aside.
There lies a wisdom behind all of this, which I will explain, if need arises.

Dingle Days by Hani Arif

Okay, here is a Dingle Days which could be really funny only if you keep your sentiments aside.
There lies a wisdom behind all of this, which I will explain, if need arises.

Total Randomness

Have you seen Faraz Anwar play the guitar? His fingers sometimes move in such a manner on the fret board
that they seem like a tarantula  moving effortlessly on it’s domain.

So far,I haven’t come across any proper Pakistani blogger in Qatar.

I don’t like blogs with gloominess in them.

Also,  I don’t seem the sense in going to casual eateries at 10 PM dressed in a suit!

Next Post: Dingle Days

I know you but I don’t

 WHAT!!

So it happened that a person saw me and I happened to look at his face just in time to see the expression of recognition.

“aap ka naam Hani hai na?”

“Haan”

“aap Hussam kay dost ho gay”

“Haan”

“woh humaray humsayey thay”

“Aap ka naam?”

SCENE 1:
( my eyes are going on his face trying to get any mark,any feature , which would make recognize the person)
SCENE 2:
(In my head, as an answer to my own question , I hear Junaid , Junaid, Junaid , Junaid, Junaid , Junaid, Juna..)

“Fazal”
” Par aap mujhay nahin jaantey, mein aap ko jaanta hoon”

And after hearing his name I was more startled, even more than when he said my name because  I thought I might know  him  but this was a complete stranger who knew me.

And what was creepy about the whole situation was the reference point , Hussam.
I met Hussam this year, after a decade, and I had completely forgotten what Hussam looked like.

And then,there was Fazal who I had never met! I am sure there is another reason why he knows me but he used Hussam as the scapegoat.

Tagged by Samar

three things that scare me:

Eventuality

I think this 1 is greater than any other number, so there are no other two.

three people who make me laugh:

1. Wanna bes
2. Know it nothings but know it alls
3. you can too

three things i love:

1. Listening to music.
2. Pakistani Music Artists.
3. Making other people laugh.

three things i hate:

1. Getting up on the first weekday
2. Money being used up by something which doesn’t taste good.
3. Shaving. ( doesn’t mean that I want to grow a beard,but rather that it takes a lot of effort from me)

three things i don’t understand:

1. Advanced mathematics.
2. Back Biting.
3. Complexity (so simple isn’t it)

three things on my desk:

1. Wire A.
2. Wire B .
3. Wire C.

three things i am doing right now:

1. Listening to music.
2. Thinking.
3. Chatting to the person who tagged me.

three things i want to do before i die:

1. Achieve recognition.
2. Sky Dive
3. LIVE.

three things i can do:

1. Blog
2. Photography.
3. Drive.

three things you should listen to:

1. Your parents.
2. Your Teachers
3. Pakistani Music.

three things i’d like to learn:

1. Swimming.
2. Singing.
3. Saying No

three favourite foods: ( oh Yeah)

1. Minced Mutton.
2. Pizza.
3. Grilled Chicken.

three beverages i drink regularly:

1. Water.
2. Coffee.
3. Chocolate Milk.

three tv shows/books i saw/read as a child:

1. Mission Impossible.
2. Air Wolf.
3. Street Hawk.

three people i would like to tag:

Psyched,Green Head , Fizza